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1.Cool Jokes


1. You stole my thoughts, I 4gave.

You stole my smiles, I 4gave,

You stole my heart, I 4gave.

But, this is too much, return my underwear.


2.   Teacher: Oh! Are you Babu's Grandfather! He requested me on leave today for your death only.

     Old man: Oh No! Are you Babu's Class Teacher. He said, "Our school leave today for my teacher's death."

Teacher: ...!!!


3.TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?


SARAH: 'HIJKLMNO'!!


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 


4. MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


5. THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


2. Decent Jokes

1. KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 


2. BEAUTIFUL MOON

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)


3. VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.


4. FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


5. HEARTBREAKS

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.




 


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